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for those who wonder what i get up to inbetween work, train riding and sleeping, i shall be sampling the voice of rodney trotter from only fools and horses for an epic poem i'm recording onto dictaphone

snape

caller: well dear, you are wrong. i demand to speak to a superior about this.

me: there isn't such a person in today.

caller: well, put me onto whoever is in charge. who is in charge today?

me: i am.